Adults are... dumb
Some things are so taken for granted that after a while, the fact blurs in with everyday life and gains forgiveness and tolerance... almost. But this time, it was just soooo apparent and I just have to say it: Adults are plainly, simply... dumb.
Imagine this:
Three young kids at home, each stoning and gazing unblinking into a computer screen. (Who gives a shit about dinner right?) Yeah so the clock ticks away and soon you realise its kinda like dinnertime? But who cares (Uh oh the tummy starts grumbling... growl growl growl) Bah let's just keep staring into the lovely computer screen! Type furiously away type type type bam bam bam shoot shoot shoot fight fight fight. Some stupid computer game ya or just surfing the net. (Stomach grumbles MORE) Okay okay... brain got the message: is hungry! So we just get some bread or instant noodles and stuff since parents are both busy making our lives comfortable and working their asses off to pay off the huge electricity bill that we are racking up!
Yeah well its not a big deal... Not like we do it everyday yeah.. Then so we all reluctantly one by one leave the silver screen wistfully and stuff some food down our throats. Voila! Problem solved... OR SO YOU THINK!
Ahha! Here comes the twist!.. Ring ring.... (Mum calls)
Mum: "hello have u eaten?"
brother: "mmm"
mum: "what are you all eating?"
brother: (mumbles mumbles) "in...stant..mm noodles..."
mum: "okay blablablablablabla"
brother: (tuned off already) "mmm"
so basically got the msg across that the three young poor fendless kids have eaten right? and here we have a repeat... but for daddy of cuz.
dad: "hm have u all eaten"
brother: "xxxxxxx"
(haha okay the xxx is not censored its just i dunno wat exactly he said but he just claims that we've all eaten)
so yeah we got the frickin msg across that we've all eaten! even tho its junk unhealthy food like instant mee and wat frickin not... who cares? it still fills our stomachs!
BUT APPARENTLY NOT!
ring ring....
mum: "WHY YOU ALL SAY YOU HAVE EATEN LIAO!?"
me: " huh cuz we ate liao marh"
mum: "YOUR DAD CALLED ME UP TO SCOLD ME SAY I NEVER TAKE CARE OF YOUR DINNER BUT YOU ALL SAID YOU"VE EATEN LIAO yadayadayadayadayada"
and on it goes with me assuring her that we've eaten and asserting that i dunno what the hell my brother told my dad. yeah so i told her we've all eaten (how many times have i said this?? just here alone?!) and yeah she doesn't need to buy food back for us.
and guess what?! she freaking comes back with one thosai (okay my youngest brother wanted that) and TWO kway teow soup. and she expects me to eat it! wahhhhhhhhhh i ate liao leh! i told her i told him i told the whole world. and she's like "i dont care since i bought it back u better eat!!" wtf?! what abt my poor full stomach?!?!?! why you keep stuffing me! im not a stuffed toy!
but my brother happily demolishes the food anyway. weirdo. bottomless pit. no wonder hes so FAT. he doesnt kno when to stop anymore...
Okay im outta breath. phew.
Imagine this:
Three young kids at home, each stoning and gazing unblinking into a computer screen. (Who gives a shit about dinner right?) Yeah so the clock ticks away and soon you realise its kinda like dinnertime? But who cares (Uh oh the tummy starts grumbling... growl growl growl) Bah let's just keep staring into the lovely computer screen! Type furiously away type type type bam bam bam shoot shoot shoot fight fight fight. Some stupid computer game ya or just surfing the net. (Stomach grumbles MORE) Okay okay... brain got the message: is hungry! So we just get some bread or instant noodles and stuff since parents are both busy making our lives comfortable and working their asses off to pay off the huge electricity bill that we are racking up!
Yeah well its not a big deal... Not like we do it everyday yeah.. Then so we all reluctantly one by one leave the silver screen wistfully and stuff some food down our throats. Voila! Problem solved... OR SO YOU THINK!
Ahha! Here comes the twist!.. Ring ring.... (Mum calls)
Mum: "hello have u eaten?"
brother: "mmm"
mum: "what are you all eating?"
brother: (mumbles mumbles) "in...stant..mm noodles..."
mum: "okay blablablablablabla"
brother: (tuned off already) "mmm"
so basically got the msg across that the three young poor fendless kids have eaten right? and here we have a repeat... but for daddy of cuz.
dad: "hm have u all eaten"
brother: "xxxxxxx"
(haha okay the xxx is not censored its just i dunno wat exactly he said but he just claims that we've all eaten)
so yeah we got the frickin msg across that we've all eaten! even tho its junk unhealthy food like instant mee and wat frickin not... who cares? it still fills our stomachs!
BUT APPARENTLY NOT!
ring ring....
mum: "WHY YOU ALL SAY YOU HAVE EATEN LIAO!?"
me: " huh cuz we ate liao marh"
mum: "YOUR DAD CALLED ME UP TO SCOLD ME SAY I NEVER TAKE CARE OF YOUR DINNER BUT YOU ALL SAID YOU"VE EATEN LIAO yadayadayadayadayada"
and on it goes with me assuring her that we've eaten and asserting that i dunno what the hell my brother told my dad. yeah so i told her we've all eaten (how many times have i said this?? just here alone?!) and yeah she doesn't need to buy food back for us.
and guess what?! she freaking comes back with one thosai (okay my youngest brother wanted that) and TWO kway teow soup. and she expects me to eat it! wahhhhhhhhhh i ate liao leh! i told her i told him i told the whole world. and she's like "i dont care since i bought it back u better eat!!" wtf?! what abt my poor full stomach?!?!?! why you keep stuffing me! im not a stuffed toy!
but my brother happily demolishes the food anyway. weirdo. bottomless pit. no wonder hes so FAT. he doesnt kno when to stop anymore...
Okay im outta breath. phew.
~ st*rcr*ss*d ~
posted by fallen star at 9:50 PM
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